human-sloth:

this is the most important thing on the internet today

killbenedictcumberbatch:

willowmansdaughter:

Martin & Cracker

what kind of name is martin for a dog

A little baby elephant stumbles into your askbox, holding a small letter in his mouth. He hands the note to you, “I love you. You are a wonderful, loved person." Pass it on to the first ten people on your dash anonymously.
Anonymous

crrabs:

looking at your ass after watching the anaconda music video
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cosbyykidd:

a-sexualobituary:

cosbyykidd:

do people still Jerk?

5 times before I left the house today

Um I was referring to the dance not…

vinebox:

shouldnt:

Holy shit my Aunt is WASTED

I think your aunt just won life

timtampon:

timtampon:

I was talking to my friend on the phone and then she almost got run over and i was obviously really concerned so i asked her if she was okay and after a moment she replied “there is a Jesus in the sky” in a really matter-of-fact sort of way
so obviously I thought something was seriously wrong butimage

omg please don’t bring this back
People are converting because of this post and I’m actually Jewish oh god I fucked up

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